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Short Tag Line:
Her Kitty Kitty!!!!!
I/We are looking for
Just for the record, Yes...we do play on the first date.
Soft swap, Full swap, Oral swap, No swap, Story swap, No picture swap! We all can make new ones.
Before anything is said... In all honesty...playtime. All right, what are we looking for? Now that’s really a hard question. People that can read (rules out all the single males), spelling is not all that important. Lets start with the obvious. We are looking for people to enjoy life with. If we make friends along the way, that’s great. But the “friends with benefits” theme gets too complicated. We are not interested in one-night stands or trying to tie the record books. O.k.---The one-night stands can be fun in moderation! The most important thing is that everyone is comfortable with all those involved. If there is chemistry, then anything can happen. It is like any other relationship; you have to enjoy those who you are involved with. It is obvious that the main attraction is woman to woman. BUT, It’s not woman-to-woman and the men sit in the corner all night long. This is a group sport, not a peep show. He has a dick and knows how to use it. We will respect everyone’s boundaries and expect others to respect ours. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bi-females, be they single or in a couple. She is shy, but enjoys giving a woman pleasure and is eager to give and receive. You need not be the “Barbie” type, just a woman who is secure with herself and her appearance. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Straight couples are great also. We rule nothing out, but concentrate on the woman to woman. She can please a man very well also. She does enjoy having two men please her at the same time, but that is with very special men. Hell, he is a man when it comes to two women – go figure. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Single guys – Now where to place you. No offence, but you are missing something when you come – mainly a woman. We have single guy friends and don’t mind meeting new friends. Just remember, unless you are willing to get a sex change, a partner or a very big diamond, your chances are slim. She is always looking for dance partners and such, but as for joining in, might as well concentrate your efforts on someone else.
Describe Yourself:
Tired of all the non-issued oriented couples that we can never meet or go postal in the end. We want the crazy couples NOW. Yes, she is a lez that will leave him for your wife in the end and he will run off with your wife leaving you with the bills and kids.
Come-on folks, we are all out here for pleasure. We get out when we can, but have a little one and look for couples that understand that we need planning and expect people to fulfill their commitment...which means that if you make plans and bail at the last minute for some B.S. excuse we will not waste the money on a sitter for you again. We understand problems and are willing to work with anyone.
1. The kid is sick... accepted
2. I/We are sick... accepted
3. The babysitter is sick...accepted (Unless you already told us you have no children)
4. We are doing the babysitter...accepted (You have to see ours!!! We are working on it)
5. The dog dies...Throw him in the freezer till the morning.
6. The mother-in-law showed up...Is she cute?
7. I/We have to work...Did you think about that when you told us any night?
8. The car/house/kid got reposed on the way out the door...Never heard it, but feel your pain.
9. Your sister showed up...Again, is she cute?
10. Who are you again?
Sorry for the cynicism, but meeting people can be entertaining at times.
She is Barbie with a 36DD chest. He is Ken with a 12-inch dick. IGNORE THE PROFILE PICS (THEY ARE FAKES). Both of us are clean-shaven where it counts. We are by all means not the “hottest couple” out there, but we don’t have the beauty stick shoved up our ass either, she does like things up there though...TOO bad every guy here has a big dick. Where are all the teeny-weenie guys when you want them? We do drink – what a sin that has become these days. We do not smoke, but allow everyone their own vices as we have a few ourselves, just remember, the ashtray in our vehicles is for spare change and we have a porch ;) We are not some uptight, anal-retentive couple that must have everything and everyone perfect. We are looking for another laid-back couple that can run around the back yard naked and sometimes the front yard. We have been in the lifestyle long enough to know what we want.
Tell us about your fantasies and/or real experiences.
She is very bi. Likes it, loves it, and wants more of it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ He is straight and plans on staying that way. He is not phobic, just has no desire to play with dinkies other than his own. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Lets just say, we are happy that both of us like women, and even happier that only one of us likes men.
What else would you like to say, do, see, hear about or learn about.
We do have a small child and are looking for people who understand that we can not make plans on the spur of the moment and understand all plans are subject to change due to the flakes who act as baby sitters.
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